A reporter for a trade publication. Names changed to protect the young and dumb:
@XYZCo. I'm trying to put together a story about you guys' social media efforts. Where should I start?
Not here, son. Not here.
Seen on Twitter
A PR agency describes itself:
Advantis is an award winning boutique public relations & marketing agency where everyone has an insatiable passion for propelling businesses into the limelight.
Something propels me to conjecture that this passion might be sated by a couple of fat retainers from businesses already in the limelight.
Seen on Twitter
A new Twitter follower describes herself in her bio as a "quiet observer, faithful listener, apprehensive dreamer."
And God help me, the first thing that comes to my mind is, "I need more people like her in my life."