First-grader Scout is on the honor roll, and home comes a "Certificate of Achievement," signed by the principal and the homeroom teacher, with a Wendy's logo on top.
Scout is a member of "Wendy's All-Stars," and the certificate is good for "a tasty reward that's better than any other!"
A fast-food hamburger.
Diane says
Good thing a first grader’s aspirations are unformed. I mean, a trip to Paris might be better than most rewards, but not sure even it is “better than any other!” So, what’s Wendy’s position on the child obesity situation?
Brian Morgan says
I like to think of whiskey and a cigarette as the favorite reward for my toddler.
David Murray says
@Brian: Your treat is probably better for the tyke’s ticker.