If the whole world was about communication, there wouldn't be a Valentine's Day. There would be an:
Acknowledge to Your Designer That,
for Someone Who's Supposedly Good With Words and People,
When You Talk About Design
You Turn Into a Drooling, Jabbering, Half-Rabid Cretin
On that day, editors, writers and designers would gulp red wine and contemplate, with gnashing of teeth and mirth alike, the chronic horse hockey the graphic designer must suffer.
* Hat tip to McMurry design ace Amy Wimmer for sending the delicious link.