The most prominent item on my to do list today, I scrawled last week:
"Compile Master List," it says.
That sounds important, doesn't it?
But I haven't the mistiest idea to what sort of "Master List" list I could possibly have been referring.
To Clyde, or not to Clyde
In search of a bargain-basement deal to make t-shirts for students at for the charter school she works at, my wife found a local guy who makes 'em. She called him up.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this Clyde?"
"No. Clyde's not here."
"Oh, well this is Cristie Bosch, from Legacy Charter School, and I wanted to talk to Clyde about maybe making some t-shirts."
"Oh. All right, this is Clyde …"