In search of a bargain-basement deal to make t-shirts for students at for the charter school she works at, my wife found a local guy who makes 'em. She called him up.
"Hi, is this Clyde?"
"No. Clyde's not here."
"Oh, well this is Cristie Bosch, from Legacy Charter School, and I wanted to talk to Clyde about maybe making some t-shirts."
"Oh. All right, this is Clyde …"