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The Toilet for the Severely Constipated

02.12.2026 by David Murray // Leave a Comment

And then, in my usual struggle to convince my college daughter that her parents have anything happening in our lives back in in old Chicago, I mis-crowed on a FaceTime call that we’d acquired two toilets “that flush seven bowling balls!”

“Ummm, no, Dad. That’s impossible.”

“No, really! There’s a picture of it right on the box!”

“Dad, I don’t care what it says on the box, I’m telling you …”

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