“[Grand-Sounding Name for a One-Man Shop] is within $3000 of a major sales goal this month. If you or your organization need some professional writing done for a project (maybe an op-ed for a national publication?), let me know!”
On communication, professional and otherwise.
Fun fact: No one cares about your personal sales goals and leading with that is collosally bad marketing.
Yes, and somehow this effort manages to be maddening both in its brazenness—”give me $3000″—and its evasiveness. “A major sales goal,” indeed.
“And my Twitter is just 300 followers off 1,000!”
I’m only $12 million shy of funding my early retirement. Gimme! Gimme! Gimmeeeee!
What is this person’s major sales goal –$3200?
(Good. Now I’ve achieved my major snark goal for this month.)