“[Grand-Sounding Name for a One-Man Shop] is within $3000 of a major sales goal this month. If you or your organization need some professional writing done for a project (maybe an op-ed for a national publication?), let me know!”
On communication, professional and otherwise.
Gerry says
Fun fact: No one cares about your personal sales goals and leading with that is collosally bad marketing.
David Murray says
Yes, and somehow this effort manages to be maddening both in its brazenness—”give me $3000″—and its evasiveness. “A major sales goal,” indeed.
Alex says
“And my Twitter is just 300 followers off 1,000!”
Shawn Bannon says
I’m only $12 million shy of funding my early retirement. Gimme! Gimme! Gimmeeeee!
Michael Zimet says
What is this person’s major sales goal –$3200?
(Good. Now I’ve achieved my major snark goal for this month.)