Ran across some fine marketing copy from the website of a Chicago auto mechanic who installs remote-control starters:
"Nothing beats Chicago winters than having your car warmed up before you step in."
What? You say the sentence is an utterly unintelligible syntactic abomination?
Dat's cuz yer nat from Chicahgo.
Listen to it now.
Any questions? Dint think so.
You make me laugh. Nice job.
This made me really miss you, David. Merry Christmas to you and your wee family.
You sound like those Bears fans on Saturday Night Live.
I hate those guys.
Steve C.
You sound like those Bears fans on Saturday Night Live.
I hate those guys.
Steve C.
You sound like those Bears fans on Saturday Night Live.
I hate those guys.
Steve C.
I just love you, my brutha from anotha mutha.
Sister Sue