My football coach sends me a text message on Sunday morning, asks if I've got time for some coaching over the phone.
Foggily, I try to text him back.
But I don't know how to text.
All I get out is "gg" before accidentally pushing whatever button makes it send.
He writes back immediately. "Not familiar with gg."
I holler for my wife to text him back and let him know I can talk on the phone. We don't clear up "gg," and let him go on thinking he's out of touch with the latest texting slang.