… my wife and I just got a list of items to be auctioned off at a "gala" fundraiser at Scout's private Montessori school. (Cristie and I don't go, but we contribute to what I call the "Cinderella fund," which allows the fucking teachers to go.)
The list is breathtaking, but this item takes the cake.
Turn your child(ren) into a superstar for a day. Have a special A&E styled documentary made about your child courtesy of Moxie Post. Once the film is complete, invite your closest friends to join you for the red carpet premier in the Theater Building Chicago! Dress your child in style thanks to Bullfrogs and Butterflies. This package also includes a special "Academy Styled" birthday party to be hosted by Zia Fosca, Ms. Lisa and Ms. Amina, as well as a special photography session with Audrey Woulard!
Kristen Ridley, you don't need to respond; I think I can write your response to this in advance. But I'd like some confirmation of the others that I'm not crazy, these assholes are.