What kind of dame writes a thing like this?

I'M A HANDFUL! Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm strong-willed, funny, independent, and outspoken, I make mistakes, I am sometimes out of control and at times hard to handle—but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure don't deserve me at my best.

But I do deserve you at your worst? Come off it, Madam.