On relationships: “I sent that asshole good thoughts about two weeks ago, and haven’t heard shit back!”
On intimacy: “We need a less intimate method of communication than texting.”
On Dry January: “I love drinking, and I love not drinking. I’m a lucky guy!”
On politics: “I guess I could think of the Trump administration as an adventure, but I don’t think History of the Donner Party is the Adventure section.”
Hmm. Sure hope “that asshole” in quote #1 isn’t me. But returning good thoughts just in case.