Another in an occasional series of Facebook posts by Jutatip Bosch, my Thai step-mother-in-law. Thai seems resistant to literal translation. But it's awesome for poetic translation. Heeeeere's Jutatip:
I have been drinking alcohol since before new year. Let's try one pek ' oh it's so funny. I see the big pump. Haha. Try again. I want to see a big ant. Haha!!! Bamboo. If you want to have good wind, come on!!!! good night!!