Got a text last week from a number I didn't recognize. It was a link to a Colbert piece about legal marijuana in Illinois.
Me: Why couldn't [legalization] have happened before or after I was trying to set a good example for my kid?
Other Person: Well, now you wouldn't be breaking the law.
Me: What about giggling uncontrollably with mustard all down my front? Oh, I guess that's my m.o. anyway, LOL.
Other Person: Exactly.
Me: I'm glad we had this little talk. Off to get a sack of Amnesia Haze.
Other Person: Fond of Chronic Aphasia myself.
Me: Who is this, by the way?
Other Person: I was going to ask the same thing.