At the big international soccer tournament in Minneapolis this summer, my daughter Scout seemed confused as to why everyone was smiling and hugging after her Chicago club (in red) received a comprehensive ass-kicking from by a foul-mouthed, dirty and vastly superior team from Iceland (in white).
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(Photo by her proud coach JD Jones, who says she "reminds me of me.")
Really, dad. An ass-Reykjavík-ing? That’s all you could come up with? You’re the worst.
Why don’t you stick that camera where the sun don’t shine… oh wait, that’s Iceland.