"The reason our elders mostly avoided scatological topics was as much practical as moral, I believe. They sensed that if we took an interest in the rich variety of one another's farts, craps and pisses, there wouldn't be much point in discussing anything else. Or time, for that matter."
You think that, but then you encounter a Parliamentary debate that’s just full of crap.
https://hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2017-03-14/debates/EB380013-5820-42A0-A7B9-29FF672000CE/DogFouling
Alex, is this stinking debate available on video anywhere?
http://parliamentlive.tv/event/index/f6403d50-625e-4306-a720-71e069daee75?in=16:29:46