Dear Marcy …

I know you think your email format allows you to say any half-ass, borderline sullen thing you feel like saying because you have prewritten a signature line that says,

Thanks! 

Marcy

But you don't even bother to make your ebullient boilerplate sig line the same color and font as the rest of the email.

Goddamnit, Marcy, you're not even trying.

Hope this helps!

David