A friend wrote to ask, “Not sure if you are interested in writing for free, but blahblah gas whoosh puff waaaaaaaaaaa, pffffffffttttttt monkeypooh kadinkkadonk plopplopfizzfizz murgatroyd andaoneandatwo and aonetwo three braaaaaaap! Sertaperfectsleeper, googly, googly, googly.”
An excellent rant! Did you send the link as a response?
Nah, I didn’t, Sue. The person who asked me is too nice, didn’t mean any harm, wouldn’t have benefited personally from my free writing, didn’t deserve the rant … but conceivably could see this post on Facebook, I suppose!
If I were still in the theatre, I would do this as an audition monologue.
Some people misinterpret the term FREElance.