Without easily demonstrable technical expertise, PR people are often dismissed as purveyors of common sense.
Well, the value of common sense is conspicuous in its absence.
At Writing Boots, we got our mitts on an all-employee "Thanksgiving message" email from Sprint CEO Marcelo Claure. He told employees he wrote the memo, "directly to you, without the typical checking that's regularly done before a CEO sends a message to all of his employees."
(Typical checking, we should note, that would regularly identify redundancies within sentences.)
Claure is tearing up the troubled wireless company from top to bottom to make it competitive again. And also, it appears, to turn it into a place where platitudes come true.
Sprint is on "a special journey," Claure told employees, "to make Sprint that special place where employees feel proud to work and where customers recommend us over and over because we provide them great service without them having to worry about anything" and "where we delight our customers at every interaction."
Claure concludes with a story. And not just any story.
I want to share a special story with all of you. Last weekend while I was in L.A., I met a very special person—an up and coming artist called Prince Royce. He shared with me that only a couple of years ago he was a Sprint employee working at one of our stores in the Bronx and he was laid off. He was paid a few dollars in severance and he used that money to make a demo tape and send it out to several radio stations. Now he is one of the hottest selling artists—check him out. The moral of the story: I asked him if he was mad because we laid him off and he told me no. He told me he was grateful that we laid him off and paid him severance because it was that money that he used to launch his singing career.
So based on that story, I want to thank all of you for all you do for Sprint every day, and I ask you to continue to give us your best on this new journey.
Had a communicator done the typical checking, he or she (or it, for that matter, because Lassie would have smelled rat turds in this chow) would politely have pointed out that this yarn is either an autistic nonsequitur, or the most passive-aggressive layoff announcement of all time.
Here's a memo for Marcelo Claure and CEOs everywhere: Run your messages, even the "special ones"—especially the special ones!—by a communicator, who will be happy to review it: for common sense, and communication sanity.
Kristen says
As SNL’s Church Lady used to say: “Well, isn’t that SPEE-CIAL?!
I had a conversation with a colleague just today, in which I expressed my puzzlement at the utter cluelessness of these executives, whom, we are led to believe, are so very much smarter than the average bear, hence their big fancy offices, sky-high salaries, and bullet-proof parachutes. I keep waiting for one of them – truly, at this point, I’d be thrilled to discover ONE OF THEM who is not a dunderheaded doofus like this dude.!!!!
David Murray says
Ridley, you had me at “dunderhead.”
Question: Are CEOs getting dumber? Or, as their salaries are now, what, 1,289 times that of the average worker, are they just getting proportionally more out of touch with the working stiff?
That’s my theory.
Kristen says
I think your theory is right on, David. The levels and levels between the people who do the work, and the people who “ostensibly” direct the “strategic plan” are so enormous, I guess we shouldn’t wonder executives are so clueless. It’s still depressing as hell, though.