* To be my friend, you have to pass only two tests.
You have to like the movie Harold & Maude. You don't have to love it, though that is preferred. But if you hate it, we're going to have a problem.
And you cannot pay extra at so-called American amusement parks for the priviledge of cutting in front of others in roller coaster lines.
Just those two things.
Otherwise, you can do what you want.