A shocking headline:
MLB Player: Obama Birth Certificate Might Be Fake
Thank God for the Huffington Post for alerting us to the spine-chilling fact that a miseducated jock somewhere has a dumbfuck idea.
Did you also know that Mike Chartak, who played right field and first base for the 1942 St. Louis Browns, believed that Eleanor Roosevelt was a Jew?
No, you didn't know that. You had not the foggiest idea that Chartak thought that. Because there was no Huffington Post, to tell you.
Slogging along in such ignorance for so long, it's no wonder this country elected a foreign Muslim as its president.