The first sentence of a story in today's Chicago Sun-Times:
"A man who allegedly has about 14 aliases and an arrest record across the country was being uncooperative with police after he was shot then struck by a CTA bus Monday night on the Southwest side, police said."
Did one of his names happen to be Rasputin?
Assputin, perhaps.
The way it reads, the bus could be charged with carrying a concealed weapon.