Along with a number of others, I was included in a new Facebook "Buddies" group started by Nick Morgan; I was pleased, because Nick's a smart and well-connected speechwriter/speaking coach dude, and if he raises a tent, I want to be inside.

But I was stoned on Vicodin all weekend, so I didn't think much of it.

Other invitees seemed like they were on better drugs.

"Delighted to be deemed a buddy, Nick!"

"Thanks Boss! Very honored."

"Wow! I'm a FON! Yay!"

"Honored to be among your buddies!"

"Wow! Honored is a huge understatement."

And hon and hon like that, until one first-degree buzz-murderer asked quietly: "What is 'Buddies' purpose?"