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World’s biggest advertiser shushes pessimistic politicians

06.27.2008 by David Murray // 3 Comments

I was a bit taken aback by the remarks of Procter & Gamble CEO A.G. Lafley, published in the Financial Times yesterday. Lafley, who in light of his success in turning P&G around and in the absence of a huge personality like Jack Welch, is one of the most admired CEOs in the U.S. at the moment, decided to escape the surly bonds of business strategy and talk some politics with an FT reporter.

He urged U.S. presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain not to push the U.S. into a "worse recession" by portraying the economy gloomily during the election season. Lafley said he objected to the "woe is me and ain’t it awful" rhetoric Obama and Hillary Clinton used during the primaries.

In case you’re with him so far, here are some of his quotes, and my responses:

“In my business we don’t need excessive negativism. You know we are in a business where psychology matters—even in the staples business—and in the economy psychology matters. It could go negative on the economy, that could be a problem . . . We will talk ourselves into a worse recession.”

CEOs are borderline superstitious about communication. As the world’s biggest advertiser, P&G spends a billion dollars every year talking you and me into buying brand names like "Cheer" over generic products we know in our hearts are probably just as good. Now he’s worried that, by acknowledging the insane oil prices and the foreclosure crisis, the presidential candidates could "talk" us into buying cheaper toilet paper?

This is the same logic that frustrates employee communicators who only want to help employees understand the marketplace and their company’s position in it, but who are told: Morale will suffer if employees know we’re number three, and it’ll cause us to sink to number four. Probably better not to say anything.

“I wish there were a little less rhetoric about the evils of trade and especially international commerce. I really do believe . . . that while there are always winners and losers in any transition, by and large the standard of livings have been improving around the world and that in the end is the measure right? I am hoping McCain and Obama will be a different dialogue on trade than Clinton and Obama.”

I haven’t heard much anti-trade talk in this election, have you? I’ve heard a few remarks about eliminating tax breaks for companies who outsource jobs overseas. Are even those timid murmurs too much for Lafley to take?

Lafley should also understand that thinking grownups are not reassured by a CEO’s remark, "I really do believe" that "by and large the standard of livings have been improving around the world and that in the end is the measure right." We’ll be the judge of our standards of living, thank you; and P&G doesn’t get to "measure" human progress. Humans do.

“We have never seen the energy cost and commodity cost scope or scale that we have today. There is not a material that we are buying that is not under inflationary pressure and I honestly haven’t seen that before. In the 1970s it was oil and oil derivative materials, now it is agricultural products, it is the full range of minerals and everything is up.”

Oh, now who’s Chicken Little! In the area where P&G’s bottom line is suffering, we’re sounding the alarm!

Lafley, you go back to worrying about how the economy will affect your margins; the rest of us will worry about how it’ll affect the losers in the transactions.

Deal?

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How to sell a man a machine

06.26.2008 by David Murray // 1 Comment

I got a Mac yesterday at the Apple Store. Somehow, the Apple Store offers at once the most self-expressive employees and the most predictable experience in U.S. retail.

At the Apple Store, you get a "personal shopper"—typically, a 125-pound, super-competent gay guy. The first time you betray surprise at the store’s exceptional service, he will squeal, "Someone’s been shopping at Best Buy! JK!"

He will wear an aqua Apple t-shirt that says on the front, "I could talk about this stuff for hours." And he will laugh at your dopey jokes about how you don’t know anything about computers. He plays the geek, you play the swashbuckling creative type who doesn’t have time for technology.

Once you’re grooving on the novelty of being a rich genius, your personal shopper will go to work on helping you feel secure (for the first time in what seems like ages!) Along with your computer and its "Time Machine" backup system, he’ll sell you a slick-looking black credit card that guarantees that Nothing Bad Will Ever Happen to You and Even If It Does We’ll Send a Different Gay or Straight Guy to Your House to Make It All Okay In Like Five Minutes.

Microsoft bundles; Apple swaddles.

And if, despite all these efforts to make $2 K seem like nothing to pay, you’re still hyperventilating, the personal shopper appeals to your very humanity, subtly making the choice between a PC and a mac seem like nothing less dramatic than the choice between a cyborg and a human being.

Give me the human! you shriek, now feeling a combination of self-esteem, well-being and individualistic rebelliousness perhaps unprecedented in human emotional history. Give me that Mac!

The Apple Store: If it wasn’t a business, it would be a drug.

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They must pay him by the syllable

06.25.2008 by David Murray // 9 Comments

For a hotshot communicator, Procter & Gamble’s global marketing officer Jim Stengel sure talks funny.

In an Ad Age piece about retaining creative talent on P&G’s advertising accounts, Stengel said he can’t stop somebody from leaving.

Except, here’s how he put it:

"If someone is incented and wants to change companies, there’s limited impact anyone can have on that."

Ooh la la!

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