Would one of you spiritual types ask Him why (o why) He let it be so that "caring" would rhyme with "sharing"?
Sometimes I think all of us believe in God, and it’s only the religious people who admit it
Something I've been thinking about for various reasons lately. —ed.
I don't begrudge religious people their praying. Far from it. They're often my only hope.
Them: "I'll be praying for you."
Me: "Good!"
Praying people pray.
We agnostics don't pray, of course. Nor do the atheists.
No, instead, we worry.
Worrying, though, is also a kind of prayer, a sneaky little childish superstitious prayer. A step-on-a-crack-and-break-your-mother's-back kind of prayer.
Worry is a prayer that says, "God, I doubt you're up there, but in case you are, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't take away the one thing I worry about all day long. (read: child getting leukemia, losing job, getting caught for tax evasion.) Right, God?"
Worry is a piss-poor prayer.
Which is why we don't say, "I'll keep you in my worries."
If you pray, pray.
If you don't pray, don't worry.
Senior execs shouldn’t be caught dead live-chatting
In my Vital Speeches suit, I critique an embarrassing "live chat" interview today with Ford's chief marketing exec, and Ford's social media boss Scott Monty responds.