Some goof called "inspiredwriters" is following me on Twitter. Mindlessly, since she has the word "writers" in her handle, I follow her back.
She sends me a direct message (these can be generated automatically in case you can't guess): "thank you for following! I hope that you like me are passionate about writing, art, creativity and personal development! check out the coolest thing ever! 🙂 http://bit.ly/OuOnD"
More exclamation points!
So I respond: But to respond, no I'm not "passionate" about writing, and only occasionally am passionate about the things I'm writing about. As for art, creativity and personal development—those who talk about having "passion" for such things in the abstract are talentless, humorless bores. (Like you!)
Oh, and that "coolest thing ever"? I thought you had found motion picture footage of the actual sinking of the Titanic sinking, or some cool shit like that.
No such luck.
Twitter is a filthy, third-world backstreet filled and filling further with such creeps and desperate nuts.