I'm now being followed on Twitter by a moon shadow who claims in his bio, "I am passionate about helping others achieve their business goals."
Let's break this down: How could someone be "passionate" … about helping random other people … achieve unspecified "business goals"?
So I asked him, via a direct message.
He came back, "Blending technology, psychology, statistics, sales and creativity to win customers at low cost!"
Consultant, spiel thyself.