This is last week’s story—but it’s a week-two take.
One thing about the Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito story is that it’s proof that nobody can keep their goddamn mouth shut anymore. This guy literally has more power than the majority America combined—the ability to overturn fundamental laws of the mightiest nation on earth—and yet he (and his wife, who deserves a voice of her own!) still can’t resist the adolescent temptation to raise furtive, inside-joke flags outside their homes, to make sure their fucking next-door neighbors know for sure where they’re coming from.
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.
Bark!
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