Hi all my FB friends across the country!! I'm in a contest with the other salespeople in my office. To win I have to have the most downloads of my personalized app. The winner receives customized signs, which will really help my business. If you are willing to help out, just make a comment below or send me a text or PM and i'll send you the link. It'll only take a minute and you can just turn around and just delete it if you want. It's just the # of downloads that counts What do ya think?
I think—or at least I hope—I have better things to do than help you help your corporate bosses help you sell more shit for them (while helping their social media goons fool them into thinking they're helping, too).
What the fuck?