You know how sometimes you hear yourself say a thing, without quite having decided to say it?
The other day I watched myself type a thing—this, into an email about a work project:
"I think a logo/letterhead/banner works better than any stock photography I’ve seen, which all seems to involve a bunch of honky assholes huddled around laptop computers and giggling."
the tip of the iceberg, my friend. Shal we skip the other 87 reasons and go straight to the whiskey?
Yes.