Speaking of Archie Bunker … don’t you have a little one in there somewhere, way down there in the basement but you can hear him giggling just every once in a while because he can’t help himself and you giggle too because you can’t help yourself either?

Got an email last week pitching a book by "dual-gendered author Georgia Lee McGowan." Georgia "was born male as George, yet has lived her life as a single soul reacting to the elements of two spirits—both male and female. … Georgia Lee McGowen spent 30 years in George's subconscious while they both struggled to understand the meaning of their dual nature, and another 25 years learning to live with their distinct differences."

The publicist tells me that Georgia "is a great source of commentary of North Carolina's controversial bathroom law."

But first, I'd like to ask them advice: Cubs and Sox? Clinton and Trump? Shit while winding wristwatch?

Oh, Archie!