"I'm not mad at all that you've planned a motorcycle trip right before our family trip."
"No. But you would be so mad if I did something like that."
"Oh yeah. You'd be madder than hell."
"Are you mad that I would be mad if you did something like this?"
"Yes, I guess I am."
"You're mad at something the hypothetical me would hypothetically feel toward the hypothetical you."
"Seems like it might just be easier to be mad at me for the real thing, doesn't it?"
"Yeah, I guess that's right."