"Congratulate Torlaminda Nudol on her new job."
(Torlaminda owns her own communication shop, and recently named herself its President.)
"Congrats Torlaminda! Best of luck!"
"Torlaminda, congratulations to you! I love hearing such good news!"
Torlaminda tells Writing Boots, "I did it for search reasons, but isn't the response hilarious? Americans."
(Torlaminda—not her real name—is an American.)