From the Ukrainian Village neighborhood group, we get something that reminds me of Hemingway's famous short story that read in its entirety, "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn." Of course, this is an epic by comparison:
I have 2 cats, snowball and snowflake, they are long haired and all white. Snowball wanders far often and you all have helped me find him a couple times. Snowflake rarely leaves the yard and always comes when I call. She didn't come home last night, she's not tough and is afraid of storms. She's chipped but not tagged. My daughter comes home from camp tomorrow, she'll be crushed if flakey's not here. She'll come if you call her but is shy.