Was just arguing politics with an old high school classmate named Lisa Felt.
Ever since I dated a woman named Beth Held, I've loved a name that's also a complete sentence.
Anyway, Lisa Felt apparently married a guy named Craven, so now she's Lisa Felt Craven.
Which is actually an interesting sentence.
I told her that, defending the bankrupt idea she was defending, "Lisa, you SHOULD feel craven."