Amount due: $0.00.
Thank you for your response to the notice we sent to you about your 2009 taxes. We’re pleased to tell you that the information you provided resolved the tax issue in question and that our inquiry is now closed.
"Our inquiry is now closed."
That now goes up there with all those good sentences, like, my dad's favorite: "Your new car is ready."
And my own favorite general happy line of all time: "You're all set, Mr. Murray."
So thanks, IRS. Your drinks are coming right up.