A Victoria De Alba, who I don't know, from an outfit called "Third Wave PR," which I've never heard of, e-mails a press release that begins:
Hello! Here’s the head’s-up before we publish the case study illustrating how Magnolia CMS helped ecommerce pioneer j2 Global continuously upgrade its web presence to maximize performance, drive sales, in addition to, increase ROI and save money.
Gee, Victoria, it's our first date and we haven't even sat down to dinner yet. Kindly remove your tongue from my esophagus?