While we all wait for the stimulus package to pass and save our bacon, we should know that, at least in one mid-sized Midwestern city, equally elaborate plans are being laid.
A flyer from a Joliet, Ill. preacher woman is headlined, "It's Time To Pray, People."
(Can I get an amen?)
The text reads as follows:
Prayer Watch Mandate Assignments
Churches and individuals on the—Northside will pray from 6am-9am.
Churches and individuals on the—Southside will pray from 12 midnight to 3am.
Churches and individuals on the Eastside will pray from 9am-12 midnight.
Churches and individuals on the Westside will pray from 3am-6am
Among other questions: Why does the Eastside bear so great a percentage of the burden? God's schedulers work in mysterious ways.